Post by kimberly on Nov 9, 2006 22:11:37 GMT -5
Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road.
Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”.
"CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em."
Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"
Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”.
"CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em."
Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"